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Study Abroad
02:18
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I had a friend in college
He loved his girlfriend
She left to study abroad
this is where his story begins
Don't let her go to Barcelona
Don't let her go to Spain
She'll leave as someone you knew
And never return the same
[Chorus]
He came to my room every night to cry
He sang why why why why why why
He called her on the phone
Every chance he got
And he was satisfied
Til she stopped picking up
Don't let her go to Paris
Don't let her go to France
She'll be there just 5 minutes
A garcon will be in her pants
[Chorus]
She returned 3 months later
He couldn't handle that
He dropped out of school
And he never came back
Don't let her go to Italy
Don't let her go to Rome
She'll meet a guy with a mullet
And she'll never never come home
[Chorus]
He called me on the phone
Said he was doing fine
Finally got over her
All he needed was time
Don't let her go to Amsterdam
Don't let her smoke pot
She'll pull out them titties
Show them what she's got
And then he broke down, started to cry
He sang why why why why why why
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2. |
Hot:Crazy
02:49
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You're not hot enough to be this fucking crazy
You got too many lumps in your gravy
I don't want to meet your mother
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother
Hot of 10 and a Crazy of 7
Kind of girls who put me in Heaven
Want to make you my little lady
I won't settle for less than crazy
You're not hot enough to be this fucking crazy
I won't let you have my baby
I don't believe that this is fate
This is only our second date
Hot of 9 and a Crazy of 5
Kind of girls who make me glad I'm alive
Want to make you my little lady
I won't settle for less than crazy
You're hot
But you're not that hot X4
You're not hot enough to be this fucking crazy
Your favorite actor is Patrick Swayze
Calling me at 3 in the morning
Coming over without any warning
Hot of 8 and Crazy of 4
Kind of girls that I adore
Want to make you my little lady
I won't settle for less than crazy
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3. |
Google
03:01
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I'm sick and I'm tired it's only Friday night
The internet has ruin our lives
I spent 5 hours on this site
Would have had a better time going out tonight
You got pretty blond hair a tight little ass
Saw you Thursday in my yoga class
I'm the kind of guy who'll show you love and affection
I wrote this all down in a 'Missed Connection'
[Chorus]
I'll Google you when you Google me
I'll Google you like you Google me
Hey baby do you wanna chat?
Facebook is where it's at
You can spend all day stalking your friends
Or go out with me and the night never ends
Went to the Alamo to catch a movie
Gotta admit your body was groovy
The lights went up and I saw your face
You looked a lot better on Myspace
[chorus]
Went for coffee and it was weird
Never met a girl who could grow a beard
You tried to cover up, you think I'm stupid?
You're dead to me now on OKcupid
eHarmony, Match.com,
Hot or not Fuck a mom
I try to meet a girl and I haven't yet
Gotta get away from this internet
[chorus]
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4. |
Annie Ray
03:30
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You wore a fake moustache
Annie Ray took our photograph
Well come on
I believe we can make this last
A lot longer than a photograph
Well come on
Baby baby, just do the math
Digital lasts longer than that
Well come on
[Pre chorus]
My life was so much better
When we were together
Come on
You make me as light as a feather
We could sit and talk about weather
Come on
[Chorus]
Why Annie Why? Did you take her away from me? X4
I waited for you on New Year's Eve
Around midnight I decided to leave
And where were you?
More alcohol in this mixture
There's a bro, moving in on this picture
Who is he?
[Pre chorus]
[Chorus]
Did you see the future, Did you see the past?
Was there a ghost in that photograph?
Well come on
I call you up, you got nothing to say
Let's put the blame on Annie Ray
Well come on
My life was so much better
When we were together
Come on
And when you said 'Never'
I thought you meant 'Never'
[Chorus]
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5. |
New Bruises
02:40
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How do you explain all those new bruises
How do you explain that cracked rib
How do you explain the way you looked at me
When all I did was ask about them
[Chorus]
I know you like it rough I'm gonna tie you up
I know you like it rough I wanna tie you up
Give you a new bruise
Friday we went to the movie
Saturday you said you babysat
Sunday comes you got 8 new bruises
Baby how can you explain that?
[Chorus]
Where did you get that welp on your thighs
Where did you get that bite on your hip
Why did you get so pissed when I ask of you
Why won't you admit you're into S&M.
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